FYI to the mods:
Craig - ravioli from a can is not a meal. Even when you put it between two pieces of bread with Cheese Whiz.
Craig - you are as smart as a bag of Skittles. Accept it, live it and stop embarrassing yourself.
Bama - you'd get fucked because you look like Harley Quinn and I have a weird hangup for comic characters. However, get some class and stop bragging about you slutwork.
Leviathan - go see Jennifer Levine about maybe getting some testicles sewn to that empty satchel.
Deadfuck - there's no hope for you. Do the world a favor and play tag with a train.
Moon - you don't rule and just because a word is in the Urban Dictionary, does not mean it's a word. "Yeap" is not a word.