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Author Topic: wake up mrs jort!  (Read 41 times)

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Dr. Mikestone

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wake up mrs jort!
« on: November 09, 2009, 06:39:33 pm »
the latest quote from babybluewhale bragging about her fake tits:

"As for my FAKE tatas...I have NEVER met a "real" person that even KNEW they were faek..i actually had a nice size rack before the DD's...all I wanted was to add a little girth at the top where my cleavage was...so thanks to having them to begin with, my FAKE tatas look amazingly good......I have never heard any complaints!!!"

add a little girth? how bout add alot of girth to the toon of 250lbs while standing 5 feet tall. oh wait its still the baby weight fatty mcfatass is still trying to lose two years later. and shes pretty slick posting old photos of hersefl on shoutboard! maybe this blubberbut should look in a real mirror not one of them funhouse specials so she can see what a disgusting blob of goo she is. she shoulda got the hint when she was gettin harpoons thrown at her last summer at the beach..


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Re: wake up mrs jort!
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2009, 06:58:46 pm »
the latest quote from babybluewhale bragging about her fake tits:

"As for my FAKE tatas...I have NEVER met a "real" person that even KNEW they were faek..i actually had a nice size rack before the DD's...all I wanted was to add a little girth at the top where my cleavage was...so thanks to having them to begin with, my FAKE tatas look amazingly good......I have never heard any complaints!!!"

add a little girth? how bout add alot of girth to the toon of 250lbs while standing 5 feet tall. oh wait its still the baby weight fatty mcfatass is still trying to lose two years later. and shes pretty slick posting old photos of hersefl on shoutboard! maybe this blubberbut should look in a real mirror not one of them funhouse specials so she can see what a disgusting blob of goo she is. she shoulda got the hint when she was gettin harpoons thrown at her last summer at the beach..


She's a gargantuan slob. No question. She jumped in a vat of flour for halloween and went as the Michelin man.

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Re: wake up mrs jort!
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2009, 07:16:51 pm »
she used the michelin man disguise for her first round of candy grabbin. when she washed off the flour she put on a bowtie and went as arnold ziffle. thats why moxjort alwasy brags about loving bacon so much. he has to love pork to have married a fat sow.

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Re: wake up mrs jort!
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2009, 09:12:28 pm »
she used the michelin man disguise for her first round of candy grabbin. when she washed off the flour she put on a bowtie and went as arnold ziffle. thats why moxjort alwasy brags about loving bacon so much. he has to love pork to have married a fat sow.


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