jortsons. Meet the jortsons.
They're the worlds ugliest family.
From the town of mox is a cock,
he's got the fugliest wife in history.
Let's ride with the family down the street.
mox cant afford a car so he uses his wifes feet.
When you're with the jortsons
you'll have a gutless fuck time.
An ugly wife time.
You'll have a gay old time.
