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Author Topic: HOO LEE SHEEP SHIT!! 'mrs jort is not only fat but she's crazy too!'  (Read 45 times)

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MRS JORT IS NOT ONLY FAT, SHE'S DELUSIONAL!!!


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JEESUS!!!!!! REALLY JAMES??? A MORE ACCURATE IMAGE WOULD BE A PHOTO OF JENNY MCCARTHY'S POST-PREGNANCY JELLY ASS...ACTUALLY IN THE DELIVERY ROOM, COVERED IN AFTERBIRTH
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Re: HOO LEE SHEEP SHIT!!
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2010, 09:29:38 pm »
Here's some that are more accurate:

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Re: HOO LEE SHEEP SHIT!!
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2010, 09:33:22 pm »



Feel free to add your own  :D

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Re: HOO LEE SHEEP SHIT!! 'mrs jort is not only fat but she's crazy too!'
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2010, 10:25:19 pm »
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Re: HOO LEE SHEEP SHIT!! 'mrs jort is not only fat but she's crazy too!'
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2010, 10:25:50 pm »
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Re: HOO LEE SHEEP SHIT!! 'mrs jort is not only fat but she's crazy too!'
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2010, 10:29:36 pm »
A wedding photo!!
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Re: HOO LEE SHEEP SHIT!! 'mrs jort is not only fat but she's crazy too!'
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2010, 07:50:39 am »
U DUMBASS CRUD HILLBILLYS DONT GET IT. ALL THE FUGLIEST SHOUT GIRLS ARE DELUSIONAL AND THINK THERE GORGEOUS. BBE AND HER STAYPUFFED BODY THINKIN SHES A PLYABOY PLAYMATE AINT NO DIFFERNET THEN HARLAY AND HER GREASY MUSTACH FACE THINKIN SHES A SUPERMODEL. THERE JUST FATSOS WITH NO LIFES TRYIN TO DREAM BIG. ITS PART OF BEING A MONTLEY CRUD TRAILERPARK WOMAN.
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Re: HOO LEE SHEEP SHIT!! 'mrs jort is not only fat but she's crazy too!'
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2010, 08:12:47 am »
U DUMBASS CRUD HILLBILLYS DONT GET IT. ALL THE FUGLIEST SHOUT GIRLS ARE DELUSIONAL AND THINK THERE GORGEOUS. BBE AND HER STAYPUFFED BODY THINKIN SHES A PLYABOY PLAYMATE AINT NO DIFFERNET THEN HARLAY AND HER GREASY MUSTACH FACE THINKIN SHES A SUPERMODEL. THERE JUST FATSOS WITH NO LIFES TRYIN TO DREAM BIG. ITS PART OF BEING A MONTLEY CRUD TRAILERPARK WOMAN.







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Re: HOO LEE SHEEP SHIT!! 'mrs jort is not only fat but she's crazy too!'
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2010, 09:24:15 am »
HOW COME SHE COULDNT FIND THET FIRST PHOTO ON HER OWN? HER HUSBAND IS A INTERNET GURU.

SEARCH IS YOUR FRIEND YOU CRUD FUKKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
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